Daily Joke #31

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom!

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And now, fine folks, that's a wrap!  Thanks so much for checking in to see the daily jokes during the month of May!!  :)

Daily Joke #30

What's worse than finding a maggot in your apple?

Finding half a maggot.

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And just for fun, here are some times I messed up before I got this joke right.  Enjoy the bloopers!  :)

My little sister was trying to get me with a fly swatter!  Silly girl!  :)

Daily Joke #29

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Robin!

Robin who?

Robin you, so hand over all your cash!

:)

Daily Joke #28

What's another name for a snail?

A booger with a crash helmet.

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Daily Joke #27

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Sawyer!

Sawyer who?

Saw yer lights on; I thought I'd drop by!

:)

Special thanks to my little brother Tobin for helping me with this joke...and to my little sister Moriah for her happy "Hi!" at the end.  :)

Daily Joke #26

What's that on your shoulder?

A birthmark.

How long have you had it?

:)

Daily Joke #25

Doctor, doctor, I'm invisible!

I'm sorry, sir.  I can't see you right now.

:)

Daily Joke #24

How many apples can you put in an empty box?

One!  After that, it's not empty anymore.

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Daily Joke #23

What washes up on very small beaches?

Microwaves!

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Daily Joke #22

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a sparrow?

Broken telephone poles everywhere!

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Daily Joke #21

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a caterpillar?

Drumsticks for everybody!

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Daily Joke #20

What do you call a penguin in a desert?

Lost!

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Daily Joke #19

What do you call a snowman with a suntan?

A puddle.

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Daily Joke #18

Can February march?

(I don't know.)

No, but April may!

:)

Daily Joke #15 and #16 and #17

Oops!  We got behind again on the daily jokes!  Let's catch up!

When does B come after U?

When you take some of its honey.

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What's the definition of intense?

That's where campers sleep!

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What do you call a woodpecker with no beak?

A headbanger.

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Daily Joke #14

Just like the last time we did a joke-every-day month, we're learning that it's not always easy to tell a joke right the first time.  Sometimes the joke-teller forgets the words...

Sometimes his little sister makes noise...

But eventually it all works out.  :)

How can you tell the difference between a can of soup and a can of baked beans?

Read the label!

:)

Daily Joke #13

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta!

:)

Daily Joke #12

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?

A backstroke, I believe.

:)

Daily Joke #11

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a dog.

Well, get up on this couch, and I'll examine you.

I can't!  I'm not allowed on furniture!

:)

Daily Joke #10

What has bread on both sides and is afraid of everything?

A chicken sandwich.

:)