Tuesday, May 6, 2014

Daily Joke #5 and #6

We are very sorry that we didn't get a joke posted yesterday, so here's a joke (actually, two!) for that day; and below that is a joke for today.  :)












What is the biggest moth in the world?

A mam-moth!

And what is the biggest mouse in the world?

A hippopotamouse!

:)














Doctor, Doctor, my hair is falling out!  Can you give me something to keep it in?

Yes, a paper bag.

:)

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