Daily Joke #31

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom!

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And now, fine folks, that's a wrap!  Thanks so much for checking in to see the daily jokes during the month of May!!  :)

Daily Joke #30

What's worse than finding a maggot in your apple?

Finding half a maggot.

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And just for fun, here are some times I messed up before I got this joke right.  Enjoy the bloopers!  :)

My little sister was trying to get me with a fly swatter!  Silly girl!  :)

Daily Joke #29

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Robin!

Robin who?

Robin you, so hand over all your cash!

:)

Daily Joke #28

What's another name for a snail?

A booger with a crash helmet.

:)

Daily Joke #27

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Sawyer!

Sawyer who?

Saw yer lights on; I thought I'd drop by!

:)

Special thanks to my little brother Tobin for helping me with this joke...and to my little sister Moriah for her happy "Hi!" at the end.  :)

Daily Joke #26

What's that on your shoulder?

A birthmark.

How long have you had it?

:)

Daily Joke #25

Doctor, doctor, I'm invisible!

I'm sorry, sir.  I can't see you right now.

:)